[runs up to the boys at the neighborhood park] Guys! You guys! Listen. Cartman has tens of thousands of voter ballots hidden somewhere. He's changed the outcome of the election!
Wow, really? That's pretty impressive.
Come on, guys! He's hidden them somewhere and we have to find them!
But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night.
Dude, because of the electoral college these votes in swing states can really matter.
I don't understand that stuff at all. I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me.
Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explains stuff.
Whenever I'm confused about what's going on in a movie, I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me.
God damn it this is serious, you guys! Cartman has stolen the election!
Well, maybe Cartman had a good reason.
[stares at Butters for a while] Butters, you know something, don't you?!
Huh? Wha? NO. Uh-uh, why?
[walks towards him] What did Cartman tell you?!
He didn't tell me nothin'. And I'm sworn to secrecy. I-it's really important, Kyle, and it isn't what you think. [gasps] Uh, don't make me say anymore!
Tell us what you know, right now!
I can't! Don't you see?! [feels his body and takes out a small bottle of almond M&M's] Don't make me swallow this! Wa-I'll do it!
Is that an M&M?
It's an almond M&M. Ah-I'm very allergic to almonds. Please, just leave me alone.
Then you have to tell us!
Well… uh… HWAAAH! [quickly swallows the almond M&M and makes sure he doesn't throw up]
Oh, shit! Don't let him swallow it!
Pry his mouth open!
He ate it!
[grabs Butters by the collar] Butters, where are the ballots going?! Where are they going?!
Ah! Bah! I hate almonds.