Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000, page 8 ... TV Quotes Database

[When Adam West first appears on screen, sitting behind a desk, smoking a cigar]

SAServo [as Batman TV announcer]

What's this?

[Our hero Maciste (AKA Colossus) returns to find pandemonium: people are running in every direction, large stones falling around, and a volcano erupting.]

SAServo [as Maciste]

I leave you alone for one hour--!

S6 Colossus and the Headhunters

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[Pursued by the monster, a morbidly obese man falls over into a shallow stream and flails around wildly]

Servo

Let the current take you away! SWIIIIM!

S6 The Creeping Terror

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[The kids are playing in the hay]

SAServo [as city girl]

But I have to be careful with my new jeans 'cause I just got them at Pamida!

S6 Bloodlust!

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[The short is a Centron production.]

Servo

Thank you, Centron!

S6 The Skydivers

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[Duke and Riley tumble out of the loft and hit the floor of the barn.]

Servo

I fought the loft and the loft won.

S6 Last of the Wild Horses

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Servo

[as a missile is flying towards a rectangular target] Welcome to the Rainbow Gathering! Peace is possible in our lifeti-- [the missile then blows up the target] Oooh!

S6 The Starfighters

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[A jetliner makes an emergency landing safely.]

Servo

Terror at... uh, sea level.

S6 San Francisco International

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[Close-up shot of two main characters watching the action.]

Servo

Ah, another sellout crowd.

S6 Racket Girls

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