[Mike and the bots enter the theater. The logo for Universal Studios Productions, similar to the movie studio's logo at the time, is seen over a drum fanfare.]
Hey, watch out for Mountain Sized Meteor Park.
[The logo fades.]
Hey, big friggin' deal!
“San Francisco International” · Season 6
In this episode: Mike Nelson (4), Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2)
[The title San Francisco International appears on-screen.]
[singing] San Francisco International Airport! Where the big b-actors roar!
[A jetliner makes an emergency landing safely.]
Terror at... uh, sea level.
So convenient to have a Hostage Inn right near the airport.
CACrow [as Katie Barrett]
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned: I have rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body!
[An man with a gun, disguised as a priest, appears onscreen]
There's a New Testament in town!
[Davey the obnoxious teenager has just landed after stealing a light plane, talked down by Pernell Roberts.]
CACrow [as Pernell]
Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They are what you young people call "bad asses."
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