[The title appears on screen.]
CCrow
I thought I smelled something!
“Bloodlust!” · Season 6
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (6), Mike Nelson (6), Tom Servo (5), Gypsy (2), Narrator (1)
Is Velveeta a member of the National Dairy Council?
Naw, Velveeta's a splinter group.
CACrow [as Narrator]
Already the children have disturbed Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled.
George and Andy help Bill feed the pigs every day…
SAServo [as Narrator]
Day after life-sucking day.
[As grain pours out of a spout]
CACrow [as George]
I just saw a finger!
Can we go home?
[The kids are playing in the hay]
SAServo [as city girl]
But I have to be careful with my new jeans 'cause I just got them at Pamida!
[The girls wake up in their bunk bed and talk to each other.]
CACrow [as girl]
Uncle Jim's out of control - we frag him today.
Bloodlust! (movie)
[On the SOL bridge, Mike and the Bots are in costumes.]
Ah! Hello. Welcome to tonight's Mystery… Murder… Dinner… Party--
CCrow
I did it!
GSGypsy, Servo, Mike
CROW!
[Our helpless "heroes" are instructed to go to "The Tree Of Death" where they will find means to fight back Balleau. Cut to a tree with a jawless skull on it]
MAMike [as the skull]
[muffled and sarcastically] Oh, oh, REAL good plan! "Let's go to the Tree Of Death right away!"
[In Balleau's "gallery", one of his victims is kneeling with his hands extended]
MAMike [as Al Jolson]
[singing] Mammy! Mammy! I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles!
CCrow
[indignantly] I don't like the villain!
[Balleau finally meets his end after being impaled on one of his trophy stands.]
Now, see, if earlier in the film this guy had said "I'll never be impaled on my own rack", then this would be ironic.
[of Pearl Forrester's influence on Clay] Now I understand why he's so sick! Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with 'bitch'! Oh, I mean 'witch'!
She said the word! Gypsy's in trouble; Gypsy's in trouble!
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