Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[As the Mystery Man first appears...]

Servo

And Tommy Tune arrives!

[The villain has just been unmasked, but due to the badness of the film, the audience already knows the villain's identity]

Servo

Please do not reveal the secret to The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman.

[after a long lecture on how small mistakes can lead to catastrophes, the accident approaches with Frank Jr. turning around completely in his car seat to wave at his brother behind him, and keeping this up for nearly a minute without paying any attention to the road ahead]

[As the Mystery Man introduces the final car shown, the Firebird II, he deliberately shushes the audience to ensure that it is "secretly" a surprise reveal.]

Servo

Oh, this is what happens when you go to a car show with Michael Crawford.

[Jimmy performs the ballad "It's Time To Cry" for the girls at Girls Town.]

Servo

The music that rocked America… gently to sleep.

[Mary Lee tries to call her sister Silver at the nun-run Girls Town.]

. . .

[Over the opening title]

Servo

Girls Town Boys' Club welcomes you to Girls Town.

[Close-up of crossbow being fired]

Servo

[singing] Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaaaaaa-aaart!

[There's some kind of audible fuzz on the soundtrack]

Servo

Is someone purring?

[Crow looks around for a bit.]

[Before the car hits Tony]

Servo

Don't worry, his area will protect him!

[Tony gets hit by car]

Servo

...Or not.

[Zombie Tony looks up to a bright light]

Servo

The dead Zone is for loading and unloading only...

[When Adam West first appears on screen, sitting behind a desk, smoking a cigar]

[As a car backs up, turns around and drives away]

Servo

Hal Needham was brought in to direct this scene.

[The car drives off the screen.]

Servo

And that's it.