Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6
“Zombie Nightmare” · Season 6
In this episode: Tom Servo (8), Crow T. Robot (6), Mike Nelson (3), Gypsy (1), Jim (1)
[The opening credits identify the heavy metal bands who contributed music to the soundtrack: Motorhead...]
Oh, Motorhead! I have their latest collection of Cole Porter tunes!
[...Girlschool...]
Uh, that's Womanschool?
[...Thor...]
[lisping] Oh, I think Thor ith fabulouth.
[...Deathmask...]
Oh, Deathmask ! They played at my parents' anniversary party!
[...and Fist.]
And I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger!
[Before the car hits Tony]
Don't worry, his area will protect him!
[Tony gets hit by car]
...Or not.
[After running over Tony, the music stops as the teens frantically clamor to each other and scramble to get out of the car.]
I think we hit a moose!
[hysterical] C'MON, TURN THE TAPE OVER!!!
[As Hank the grocer runs over to Tony's body]
There's a deeeaaaaad hunk in the middle of the road! Dead boy!
[Bobby knocks on the window of their car, talking to Jim]
Hey, what's the matter?
This Kansas song just makes me so sad!
What are you looking at? Eat your ice cream!
[Zombie Tony stumbles towards a college-like athletic building]
Must... register... for... semester!
. . .
[The soundtrack is peppered with sporadic metallic clanging noises.]
Damn radiator!
Soundtrack by John Cage.
[Zombie Tony looks up to a bright light]
The dead Zone is for loading and unloading only...
[When Adam West first appears on screen, sitting behind a desk, smoking a cigar]
What's this?
[Police Captain Churchman (Adam West) walks over to a reluctant punk murder suspect being restrained by workers and kicks him in the face.]
Oh that was easy for him, he just pretended it was Tim Burton.
[on the issue of Bobby's murder] The kid was impaled with a baseball bat; I don't know how this James Earl guy could do it!
Maybe James Earl has a great batting average.
But it's the R.B.Is that count, isn't it?
[Zombie Tony is returning to the cemetery after a night of killing]
Y'know, ironically, they were only able to bust the zombie for tax evasion! [chuckles]
[As a car backs up, turns around and drives away]
Hal Needham was brought in to direct this scene.
[The car drives off the screen.]
And that's it.
I used to like you when you were a Caped Crusader, even better than Darth Vader. But then you were the best, but now you are like all the rest. That's all, so see you later.
[When Adam West first appears on screen, sitting behind a desk, smoking a cigar]
What's this?
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