Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Albert (James Earl Jones) is carrying out an aerial attack on the villains' headquarters using explosive-laden R/C model aircraft.]

[A flamboyantly dressed motorcyclist rides in, following a series of fiery explosions.]

Servo

Okay, wait, can we all just check our scripts, please? ...oh, I guess it does say that Boy George rides in flinging molotov cocktails.

[Watching the title credit]

Tom

You know, Being from Another Planet, I didn't have much to do with this.

[Rook sees a dark, dog-like killer "shrew" advancing toward him.]

Servo

Puppies!

[Having taken several bullets, a bazooka round, and a blast from a flamethrower, Lon Chaney emerges from the sewer much the worse for wear.]

Servo

Now I think he's just the incredibly resilient man.

[Alan Steele rides high in the saddle]

Servo

Yes, Big Alan Steele! Splash me on in the morning, wear the great smell of me all day long!

[Hercules has just killed one of the rock monsters by throwing it against a wall.]

[as the S.O.L. crew celebrate having gotten through (seemingly) the last Hercules movie they were subjected through]

Servo

Hercules, wherever you are out there in the ancient Greek Pantheon, I just want to say... bite me!

[Kolos, played by Richard Kiel, "beams down" from his ship with his hands outstretched.]

[The Professor looks up at Kolos as Kolos advances towards him menacingly.]

[A scientist is walking up a flight of stairs with music playing.]

Servo

Hey, its the musical stairs from the science museum.

[In the audience, a white-haired man holds a young boy on his lap.]

Servo

It's Thomas Edison, with his electric child!