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Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Played by Kevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes · page 5 of 103

Tom Servo

Played by Kevin Murphy

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,542 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (818), Mike Nelson (393), Joel Robinson (294)

Lines by Tom Servo 301

Servo

Store this image away for a later nightmare.

S4 The Day the Earth Froze

[The witch Louhi spreads her arms outward, her cloak fluttering in the wind.]

Servo

Ladies and gentlemen, the Swedish Moses of Soul!

S4 The Day the Earth Froze

[A jazz singer is heard over the opening credits.]

Servo

I guess they picked up Shirley Bassey hitchhiking.

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate

Servo

Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, at the Copacabana, Jules Bedel proudly presents: Pat Benatar and Tricia Nixon!

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate

Servo

If you'd like to contact Harold P. Warren, look in the Yellow Pages for the Fertilizer Corporation of Texas.

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate

[Billy Slater is handing out trophies and participation medals to the kids, momentarily shaking hands with one girl]

Servo

[as Billy Slater] I loved you in The Parent Trap, by the way.

S4 Junior Rodeo Daredevils (short)

[one of the group walks further into the woods to go out on their own]

Servo

[in a sing-song tone] You're gonna die from shrew bites; you're gonna die from shrew bites! Shrew bites, shrew bites~!

S4 The Killer Shrews (movie)

[Lt. Chasen explains to his new girlfriend, Eva, that he got her fired from her exotic dancer job, right before proposing to her.]

Servo

Oh, please. He should quit his job. Strippers make way more money than cops!

S4 Indestructible Man (movie)

Servo

[as Steve Hardy explains what a hiatus hernia is to a patient] The body sees the hernia as a series of ones and zeroes.

S4 General Hospital, Installment 1 (short)

[Johnny is watching a performing horse show, as the judges' winning pick and her foal trot around]

Servo

And Johnny transmogrifies; he's a shapeshifter! And he breaks the Fourth Seal!

S4 Johnny at the Fair (short)

[Johnny is shown walking around the fairgrounds]

Servo

Johnny feels dark hands pressing him onward; the voices in his head get meaner.

S4 Johnny at the Fair (short)

[after thwarting Tucker's double crossing over the ownership of the heist money, John Mapes willingly surrenders to the police, leaving his wife Jeanne behind as the film ends]

Servo

So, uh... all this happened because Johnny got lost in the fair?

S4 The Rebel Set (movie)

[The monster walks towards a group of sunbathing women]

Servo

[as the monster] Hi I'm from the boy's camp across the lake, our backup generator exploded.

S4 Monster a Go-Go (movie)

[The Master points towards someting off-screen]

Servo

[dramatically] Pull my finger!

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate (movie)

[Hercules is choking a lion.]

TSTom Servo [as lion]

Aww, Herc, I was kidding.

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