Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Servo

Tonight on Music from The Hearts of Space, we'll go on a cosmic joyride with some space music by various bay area artists.

Servo

First up on Hearts of Space, John Tesh with Whispering Firestorm. Then it's Yanni with SnoreMaster of Trafalgamar. Then comes bay area musician DelMondo with his Sominex Suite in B-flat. Then a synthesized interplanetary salute to Perry Como. At the end of the hour, we'll have information about the types of sedatives used by tonight's artists, on Music... from... The Hearts... of Space.

I want a Clark bar.

Servo

Ah, and there's Louie Anderson.

Servo

U is for upchuck that comes from below. [imiates vomiting]

Servo

Yeah, well, Y is for Yanni, as far as I'm concerned.

Servo

Hey, look! He'll be the biggest guy by a dam site!

Tom

Boy, all this just to talk to Jim McKay.

Servo

Forget about life-jackets this is The 50's.

Servo

Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker. Find out why they call him "Buzz".

Servo

Ah, but in real life, Johnny is last chair with the preschool band.

Servo

Oh. Oh, I start. I get it.

Tom Servo

We'll be right back. Save a leg for me! Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Servo

Oh... King's on his throne.

Servo

[singing over footage of young women water-skiing]

Servo

That's right, Bert, spare us nothing.