Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4
“The Rebel Set” · Season 4
In this episode: Tom Servo (7), Narrator (7), Crow T. Robot (4), Joel Robinson (4), Gypsy (1)
Johnny even got to the midway for a ride, but the fun didn't last nearly long enough.
Johnny's car rolled and burned.
There were displays from all over the world, from countries Johnny was just learning about. Fine porcelain from France. Riches from the Orient. Silks and pearls from India.
Simulated culture like Disneyland.
"No, Johnny," says Mom, "We're going to the art gallery."
And you'll like it!
No! I don't wanna go!
..."A baseball game, oh boy." But when he gets there he finds a five-year-old can't get close enough to see anything.
Besides, the Mariners are playing, so who cares?
Unless someone lifts you up and put you on the lap of the undefeated champion of the world, Joe Louis.
Joe hits Johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems.
Johnny can't read the words "Chemical Wonderland".
Oh, we've all been there.
[An acrobat bicycles on a tightrope, balancing more acrobats on his balance rod and shoulders.]
Boy, they're sure tough on drunk drivers in Canada.
[Johnny watches himself jump in a distorting mirror.]
Afterwards, Johnny can't stop going up and down.
The drugs from the Chemical Wonderland start to kick in.
[Johnny spots a flying helicopter.]
"Oh, boy. A heel-a-copter airplane!"
What?
"Jiminy," thinks Johnny, "if only I could get a ride in one of those."
Visions of the Mekong Delta flash before Johnny's eyes.
[Champion figure skater Barbara Ann Scott gives Johnny a peck on the cheek. Embarrassed, he puts his head on her chest.]
"Jiminy," thinks Johnny, "if only I could get a ride in one of those."
Johnny does find a real aeroplane… and gets his ride.
Johnny thinks Amelia Earhart seems like a nice lady.
The Rebel Set (movie)
[in terror as Joel reads Life's Little Instruction Book to him and Crow] The humor; the humor!
[slowly] "A train leaves a station at 2PM, going 90 miles an hour. Another train leaves another station going the opposite direction at 5PM going 60 miles an hour. How long before they meet?"
Oh, Gypsy, that is everything great literature should be: according to Merritt Stone.
[offscreen] HE'S NOT MERRITT STONE!
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