[Repeated Lines]
FFDr. Forrester and Frank
DEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRRTING! DEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRRTING!
“Hercules Against the Moon Men” · Season 4
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (8), Tom Servo (6), Joel Robinson (6), Dr. Clayton Forrester (3), Gypsy (1), TV's Frank (1), Hercules (1)
[Alan Steele rides high in the saddle]
Yes, Big Alan Steele! Splash me on in the morning, wear the great smell of me all day long!
CACrow [as Soldier/Little Caesar]
Pizza, pizza.
CACrow [as Princess]
Herc, you gonna help us move?
SAServo [as Hercules]
Even if it costs me my life.
Now see them both safely back to the city.
SAServo [as Hercules]
Even if it costs you my life.
[The Moon Men unleash rock monsters.]
It's the Monsters of Rock Tour!
[Hercules has just killed one of the rock monsters by throwing it against a wall.]
SAServo [as a rock monster]
Don't let him get you over his head!
[Shot of barren moonscape]
We seem to be in some sort of Limbo zone.
CCrow
Rush Limbaugh?
No, that would be more like Hell.
[The Moon Men's rock monsters lumber towards the queen's sister, Billis.]
Hey, baby, wanna get stoned?
CACrow [as Bob Dylan]
Everybody must get stoned!
[reading fan letter, a child's crayon scribble on graph paper] Cambot, put this up on stillstore, there's no print, but it's a really good drawing of me, and, Crow, and... Servo... on the bridge...?
CCrow
[matter-of-factly] It's really not that good!
Come with me, mister! [grabs Crow by the net and drags him offscreen]
CCrow
AAAAAAGH!
[TV's Frank gets high from Joel's invention: "Super Freak Out" which consists of him, Crow, Tom, and Gypsy in rock and roll outfits]
What do you think, sirs?
I'm a scientist; I don't think, I observe.
TSTV's Frank [high]
See me, feel me, touch me!
Oh great, You've triggered a Freak Out in Frank.
Push the button, Frank.
TSTV's Frank [high]
I am the button. [Leaves]
[Joel and the bots sing an ode to pants]
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
AAll
Pants!
CCrow
What prevents a buffalo shot?
AAll
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?
Joel and Crow: ...Pants.
Well, you can say that again... Huh?
[The Queen of the Moon Men reverts back to a corpse thanks to Hercules interrupting the resurrection ceremony.]
This film has aged me...
CCrow
I know how she feels.
CCrow
Gypsy, did you realize that Walter Pigeon was the original Admiral Nelson in the film version of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?
No way...
CCrow
Not Richard Basehart!
GUGypsy [upset]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JOOOOOEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!
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