[as Popaca reveals himself as the titular Aztec Mummy] I am not an animal; I am a Aztec Mummy!
“The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (movie)” · Season 1
In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (2), Joel Robinson (2)
[as Popoca wanders through the cemetary]
CCrow
Hey, look; Peter Graves!
Who's buried in Peter's grave?
James Arness!
[from a distance in a cemetery, Dr. Krupp and his scarred henchman Bruno observe the Aztec Mummy of Popoca]
BBruno
[of Popoca] You stinkin' devil! How I'd like to chop your rotten flesh to pieces!
Bruno, stop letting hate run your life.
KDr. Krupp
[continues to boast about his "human robot"] With its shining pension, no human being on this earth can oppose me!
Wait, a human robot? There's a flaw right there.
CCrow
[while Popoca tears apart Krupp's robot with relative ease] I looked up "anticlimax" in the dictionary; it said "See 'Aztec Mummy'."
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