CCrow
[of Ro-Man as he first appears] This is what comes of teaching apes sign-language.
“Robot Monster (movie)” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (6), Joel Robinson (4), Tom Servo (3)
[Alice and the Professor's assistant Roy are snarkily bickering with each other]
AAlice
If only I could have a decent assistant who can follow orders instead of trying to be the boss.
RRoy
I'm bossy? You ought to be milked before you come home every night!
Dibs!
CCrow
I'll get a stool and a pail.
That's udderly ridiculous.
CCrow
Oh, cow could you say that?
Are you gonna milk this for all it's worth?
[a shot of a rocket traveling to the space platform plays] It's a V-2 rocket!
CCrow
Could've had a V-8! [Joel slaps Crow upside the head] Joke, Joel. [It was] a joke!
I thought it was hilarious! [Joel slaps Servo on the dome]
[Alice and Roy cavort in an open field]
Even at the end of the world, love springs eternal.
CCrow
[while Johnny is walking past ruins of civilization on the way home] It's the Berlin Wall!
Uh, this is the apocalypse; I think that's the Great Wall of Cleveland.
[as the Ro-Man fumbles about in view of the Ro-Man communication device] Peeking through the knothole, of Grandma's wooden leg...
CCrow
[as the Great Guidance, in annoyance] I hired an idiot!
[as the closing shot of Ro-Man walking towards the camera loops]
CCrow
Is this the end of the film, Joel?
Uh, I don't think it is.
You ever had deja vu, Joel?
Huh? What?
[after the third time they repeat themselves]
We've gotta get out of here.
This is pathetic! [pause] You ever had deja vu, Joel?
CCrow
Stop it!
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