[Penny helps a farmhand lift a bale over the top of a fenced enclosure to another farmhand inside.]
CACrow [as Penny]
Hey, who's the guy in the cage?
SAServo [as Farmhand]
Well, that's my brother-cousin. He likes sody-pop.
“Untamed Youth” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Tom Servo (4), Joel Robinson (4), Jane (1)
[After a long day slave-laboring in the cotton fields, the peppy teen convicts dance at a sock hop in their quarters.]
That's the problem with today's youth. This is how their image of prison is.
JJane
Penny went up to the boss's house, and she's still there! And it doesn't take an hour and a half to sing a song.
CCrow
Maybe it's Aida.
BSBob Steele
That's the worst part about it -- she… she dies in a strange place without friends or anybody, and nobody even knows her name.
CCrow
She shoulda died at Cheers -- then everyone woulda known her name.
[Penny (blonde bombshell Mamie Van Doren) performs a calypso song and dance, backed by male dancers.]
PPenny
Come on, boys, and carry my bananas!
What in the world does that mean? "Carry my bananas"?
I don't wanna know.
[a young man is seen running from authorities during the opening credits]
CCrow
[as a police officer] After him! He's hiding behind those credits!
[Joel and the bots do an experiment to see what exactly is in Gypsy's mind]
What is it?
It's an 8x10 (photo) of Richard Basehart and some RAM chips!
[disappointed] Oh brother; another great mystery of the universe explained.
BSBob Steele
[exposing Russ] And that healthy food, that I'm paying for, you know what I found out about that food? Tropp's feeding canned dog food, and he calls it beef stew.
CSCecilia Steele Tropp
[in disbelief] Oh, no.
CACrow [as Cecilia]
Not canned, it should be dry! That's part of the agreement.
BSBob Steele
... what do you mean he wouldn't? He's doing it! Mother, I saw the empty cans. I guess you didn't know this was going on, did you?
CSCecilia Steele Tropp
No! Maybe Mr. Tropp doesn't!
BSBob Steele
He knows every move that's made.
CSCecelia Steele Tropp
Well Bob, it's... it's uh- it's just that Russ is very ambitious.
SAServo [as Bob]
When did you start calling him Russ?
BSBob Steele
Sure! Got a bunch of people assigned to him, on your orders, their help is he gets them for six bits a day, and feeds them slop!
JAJoel [as Cecilia]
It's not slop, it's Science Diet and it's very expensive, young man!
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