CCrow
[as a café owner waking up Cody after he was knocked out in an altercation with Retik's Earth henchmen] Wake up, Cody; you owe me $400!
“Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 6 (short)” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (1)
CCody
[in a phone call back to fellow scientist Joan as he prepares to ambush Retik's Earth henchmen] Call the police and tell them to block the highway on the other side of the mountain.
CCrow
[as Joan, making a phone call] Hello, police? Block the mountain on the other side of the highway!
[Joel and the bots hold Commando Cody on trial for his various on-screen misdemeanors]
CCrow
Today I will prove that Commando Cody is guilty of the following felony changes- failure to follow a proper flight plan, reckless endangerment of the public, defying the laws of physics... and gravity, and acting as an officer of the law... and simply bad acting.
[acting as Cody's lawyer] We plead hardship, your Honor! My client- Commando Cody- has more than paid his debt to society by being trapped in a pathetic serial!
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