[Joel and the Bots watch exactly the same opening credits they've seen five times before.]
It is sort of hypnotic, isn't it?
CCrow
Hip? Not. Ick!
The Slime People (movie)
“The Slime People” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Tom Servo (5), Joel Robinson (4), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1), Dr. Ernhardt (1)
[After landing at a deserted L.A. airport, Tom Gregory tries and fails to get an operator on a payphone.]
SAServo [as Gregory]
Maybe I dialed wrong. Let me try again. Let's see… "zero".
CACrow [as Answering Machine]
Hi. This is the human race. We're not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.
[Tolliver, planning a mocking exposé about the slime-people frenzy, leaves the car to find a typewriter in a building.]
TTolliver
Genius waits for no one!
CCrow
But stupidity hammers on deserted buildings.
. . .
[Finally encountering the slime people, Tolliver returns, cowering in the car.]
TTolliver
I… I've never seen anything like it!
Even in Tijuana!
. . .
[Cal turns around to avoid a crowd of shambling refugees, who then pursue them.]
Lookit -- they're all on their way to a George Romero film festival!
[As Gregory and Cal search for blonde Bonnie Galbraith in the mist-laden field, Gregory bends down to pick up something.]
GGregory
Look at this. Blonde hair.
Yeah, you can usually find a blonde hair in a field of wheat.
CCrow
At night.
In a fog.
CCrow
[in an upbeat mood while Joel and Servo are groggy from waking up] Here's a little morning poem-
Birdie with the yellow bill
hopped upon my windowsill;
cocked his shining eye and said
"What's for breakfast, Grandma?".
[during the Invention Exchange, holding a mound of cotton candy] We came up with cotton candy that screams when you bite it! [to Dr. Forrester] May I?
Enjoy!
CCCotton Candy
[as Ernhardt bites down] Ow! That's my head! Owwww!
Well, what do you think of that?
[disgusted] You're toying with God's blueprint; that's what I think!
[of the fact "The Slime People" ended up getting made at all] The real beauty of this movie is that it actually got made. The guy who made it isn't a fool; he just convinced some people that is was worth making. You know, whether it was a good idea, or it could make money, or it satisfied some bizarre urge in the viewing public.
Oh, I see; so it's the gullibility of humans that allows things like this to exist!
I guess you're right.
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