Hawkeye (about the man Father Mulcahy punched): He's got good footwork, but he's weak in the clinches. My money's on you for the rematch.
S7Dear Sis
S7B.J. Papa San
Pierce, why must you always thwart my attempts to bring a little culture into this neolithic pup tent?
Because I'm a music lover.
You look familiar, Colonel. Do I know you?
I don't think so, General.
Were you in World War II?
Yes, sir.
b>Prescott: I knew you looked familiar!
S7Inga
I am the essence of overconfidence. I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome, yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution, the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle fuzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life, I am appetite!
BBJ
And I'm not taking my clothes off till he leaves.
BBJ
You assassinated his character?
Yeah. I let him talk.
S7The Price
Why was he in my shower?
Isn't it obvious?
Not to me.
Does he understand English?
I'll find out. Ya understand English?
PPatient
Yes.
Yes.
S7The Young and the Restless
SSimmons
I'm sorry for being so young.
BBJ
That's all right, you'll grow out of it.
You'll want to be there for two reasons. One, this is going to teach us all a new heart procedure. And second, it would be a nice gesture to your commanding officer, who could make your life so miserable if he wanted to.
S7Hot Lips is Back in Town
LNLieutenant Nugent
Do you dance, Radar?
Uh, no. Football knee.
NNugent
Oh, you played football?
Not much, I had a bad knee.
Attention all personnel. The Mess Tent is closed this afternoon for the medical staff meeting. Unfortunately, it will re-open for dinner at 1700 hours.
S7C*A*V*E
With Klinger and Mulcahy's blood in him, this kid will wake up singing "Ave Maria" in Lebanese.
Before I go in sir, I demand you send out a patrol to rescue my wardrobe.
Into the cave with the rest of the bats.
S7Rally Around the Flagg, Boys
Oh, Pony Pucks
That guy would turn in his own mother for passing along a recipe.
You don't like the fellow, do you?
No, I've never been too fond of a guy who would bring you a wounded prisoner and beg you to fix him up just so that he could take him out and shoot him.
That bad, hmmm?
I don't see anything here. I think I'll go sing Carmen in the latrine. The echo'll kill him.
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