Oh, Pony Pucks
“Rally Around the Flagg, Boys” · Season 7
In this episode: Colonel Potter (4), Hawkeye Pierce (3), Sam Flagg (3), Charles Winchester (2)
That guy would turn in his own mother for passing along a recipe.
You don't like the fellow, do you?
No, I've never been too fond of a guy who would bring you a wounded prisoner and beg you to fix him up just so that he could take him out and shoot him.
That bad, hmmm?
I don't see anything here. I think I'll go sing Carmen in the latrine. The echo'll kill him.
What is this idiocy about?
Your spy ring.
Spy ring?
Very clever, hiding under a house of cards while you plot the overthrow of the free world.
He's got us, guys, we might as well confess. I'm Joe Stalin. Mao Tse-Tung, Marshall Tito, and, of course, you already know Lenin. What can I say, we couldn't get a room in the Kremlin.
Flagg, put that thing down! I don't know how your nimble brain cooked up this goofy plot, but you just bought yourself a peck of trouble!
Says the ringleader!
Do you have any idea who these two gentlemen are?!
I'll get to that when I'm ready. All right, who are you?
DPDoo Pak
I am Doo Pak.
The mayor of Ouijongbu!
And this is his baby brother, Hung Pak, Chief of Police!
It doesn't add up. The map, the evidence.
You, of all people, should know never to trust a North Korean.
Flagg, you'll pay for this, right through your twitchy nose!
HPHung Pak
I got a lot of big contacts at I-Corps. They'll fix your wagon!
I see it now! This is bigger than all of you! This is a major conspiracy, and I will get to the bottom of this, even if I have to go right to the top!
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