I'm sorry, Mom. It was a reflex. [Peggy jumps on him, then noogies him] Mom, okay! I said I was sorry! [groaning]
S6 E1Bobby Goes Nuts
S6 E2Soldier of Misfortune
If you want to elect me, Dale Gribble, president of the Gun Club, running on the Save-Your-Sorry-Ass platform, say "aye."
(holding a plate of macaroons, small macaroons on one side, large macaroons on the other side) Macaroon? I've got entrance wound size, and exit wound size. (The small macaroons are called "entrance wound size", and the large macaroons are called "exit wound size".)
(whispering) Tell him to get a Twix bar from the vending machine.
Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha! (tosses sand in the eyes of his attacker)
MDMad Dog
Oh, my God, what the hell are you doing?!
Nothing! I swear! I was just calling for help!
Is that my dad [on the phone]? Ask him if he's gonna be late if I can have his pork chop.
Bobby, you'll be eating your father's pork chop every night for the rest of your life. Wait. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Retraction! Bobby, you will not be having your father's pork chop tonight, or any other night! You hear me Hank?! Bobby's not eating your pork chop!
[seeing the house explodes, leaving Bill behind] Wait a minute. Did we untie Bill?
S6 E3Lupe's Revenge
(subtitled): Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
DDooley
My chicken's the star of the show.
S6 E4The Father, the Son, and J.C.
How about this one?
Peace!? I bet you would like that! Why don't you get one with a flag-burnin' on it? Besides, we're a Joy family.
Dad, it's Jesus peace, not Hippie peace...
I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for. Either he likes what I get him, and he's happy, or he hates it, and he shoots it, and he's happy.
S6 E5Return of the Bribe
[seeing Dale with the satellite] Damn it, Dale. Are you stealing shingles again?
S6 E6I'm With Cupid
"I'm sweet on you, Connie! I'm your little candy man!"
(When Connie referred to Bobby as 'just a friend) "Don't use the 'f' word on me, not me; This is your cuddle monster talking."
SDStuart Dooley
(To Bobby) "You shot her in the eye."
"Oh, gross! You licked it!" (runs off, Joseph puts down his drink)
(to Bobby) "What are you doing? You're ruining my party." (takes Bobby's toy bow)
(to Joseph) "What?! You wouldn't even be having this party if it wasn't for me. You'd just be sitting alone going, 'Dude, like, eh... I'm so bleah."
"Come on. Get..." (tries to push Bobby out)
"Watch it. You're pulling off the wings! Let go! I'm not leaving! I am not leaving unless Connie leaves with me." (Bobby now gets in, trying to hold his grip onto the couch.)
(as he and the boys grab Bobby) "Come on. One, two, three. Get him. Get him." (Clark Peters lifts his fingers, carry him, and throw him over the fence, cheering. Bobby grunts)
S6 E7Torch Song Hillogy
Hey, who wants to dance? Bill, help me move that couch! [groans] Dang it!
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