Hey, I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.
“Bobby Goes Nuts” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Bobby Hill (6), Kahn Souphanousinphone (2), Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Dale Gribble (1), Peggy Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Connie (1)
I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
[While Bill writhes in agony] Be careful what you wish for.
CClark
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna kick me in the nads?
Am I gonna do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know. Could be tomorrow - now! [kicks Clark in the crotch] One thing you'll find out about me, Clark, is that I'm not a very patient person.
[Hank practices boxing with Bobby]
You leave your face open, you're gonna get popped. See? Pop! Pop! Pop!
[Bobby kicks Hank in the crotch]
You left yourself open, Dad. Pop pop!
I kicked my dad in the crotch.
You kicked your father? We all have those feelings, Bobby. But, we never act on them.
KKahn
(Talking to Bobby) I heard what you did to Chane Wassonasong -- unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father -- very funny. So I'm conflicted.
Uh-huh, That's right, Bobby. I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now, huh?
KKahn
She bluffing! Finish her!
Um, alright guys. The girls aren't here, you don't have to pretend to be tough. Oh! [Chane pushes him to the ground] Come on. Uh, I live next door. All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie.
CWChane Wassonasong
If you eat some dirt, then maybe I'll leave you alone.
But, I don't want to eat any dirt. Well, maybe just a little. (He pretends to eat dirt) Yum, that's good dirt.
CWChane Wassonasong
You didn't eat any.
DAD! DAD!
I'm sorry, Mom. It was a reflex. [Peggy jumps on him, then noogies him] Mom, okay! I said I was sorry! [groaning]
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