Cotton Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.

Well, you know me-- I'm larger than life.

Sorry I'm late, I had to stop at the wax museum and give the finger to F.D.R.

[cackles] That's a good one, baby cakes!

I'm goin' down to the corn dog shack to watch the girlies make lem-o-nade.

Look for the Man with the Terrible Smell!

Ah leave it to a woman to turn god's house into a love shack.

(baby-talking to G.H.) You wanna kill a Nazi? You wanna kill a Nazi? A Nazi-Squazzi?

I can't hear you!

Well, I suppose-- SUCKER PUNCH!

Good God, Hank. Yer wearin' butt boobies!

In my day, the principal was the meanest sum-bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands, and swing his leg at ya! Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked ya...he'd bite ya!

I'm not sleepy!

They got the water what don't give you the hot poops!

(In a letter) "Hank, if you're readin' this it means Fatty's dead. So I have to leave this task to the one most likely to screw it up: You."