"I'm sweet on you, Connie! I'm your little candy man!"
(When Connie referred to Bobby as 'just a friend) "Don't use the 'f' word on me, not me; This is your cuddle monster talking."
(To Bobby) "You shot her in the eye."
"Oh, gross! You licked it!" (runs off, Joseph puts down his drink)
(to Bobby) "What are you doing? You're ruining my party." (takes Bobby's toy bow)
(to Joseph) "What?! You wouldn't even be having this party if it wasn't for me. You'd just be sitting alone going, 'Dude, like, eh... I'm so bleah."
"Come on. Get..." (tries to push Bobby out)
"Watch it. You're pulling off the wings! Let go! I'm not leaving! I am not leaving unless Connie leaves with me." (Bobby now gets in, trying to hold his grip onto the couch.)
(as he and the boys grab Bobby) "Come on. One, two, three. Get him. Get him." (Clark Peters lifts his fingers, carry him, and throw him over the fence, cheering. Bobby grunts)
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