[after Nancy rejects him that Bill poured the lemon in her makeup] My horrifying grotesque wife is leaving me all because of my smoking!
S5 E18The Trouble with Gribbles
[very sad] She won't talk to me. What am I gonna do? [cries]
S5 E19Hank's Back Story
You want me to wear a fake hiney?
TDr. Tate
Mr. Hill, are your shoes fake feet?
Good God, Hank. Yer wearin' butt boobies!
Note: This chant is quite similar to the "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" chant from the Simpsons. Perhaps this is a derivative of, or is the basis of, said chant. I wouldn't know, I'm an anonymous editor from Texas.
S5 E20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
(When Dale's Porta Potti collapses while Hanks's in it) "He's a squatter!"
S1Senior #1
(Enters the boys' bathroom with his friends while Bobby is washing his hands) "Ha. Hey, Fresh meat, This is the seniors bathroom. I'm gonna shove your head in the toilet".
S6 E1Bobby Goes Nuts
Hey, I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.
I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
[While Bill writhes in agony] Be careful what you wish for.
CClark
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna kick me in the nads?
Am I gonna do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know. Could be tomorrow - now! [kicks Clark in the crotch] One thing you'll find out about me, Clark, is that I'm not a very patient person.
[Hank practices boxing with Bobby]
You leave your face open, you're gonna get popped. See? Pop! Pop! Pop!
[Bobby kicks Hank in the crotch]
You left yourself open, Dad. Pop pop!
I kicked my dad in the crotch.
You kicked your father? We all have those feelings, Bobby. But, we never act on them.
KKahn
(Talking to Bobby) I heard what you did to Chane Wassonasong -- unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father -- very funny. So I'm conflicted.
Uh-huh, That's right, Bobby. I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now, huh?
KKahn
She bluffing! Finish her!
Um, alright guys. The girls aren't here, you don't have to pretend to be tough. Oh! [Chane pushes him to the ground] Come on. Uh, I live next door. All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie.
CWChane Wassonasong
If you eat some dirt, then maybe I'll leave you alone.
But, I don't want to eat any dirt. Well, maybe just a little. (He pretends to eat dirt) Yum, that's good dirt.
CWChane Wassonasong
You didn't eat any.
DAD! DAD!
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