Didi Hill quotes from King of the Hill ... TV Quotes Database

Didi Hill

Sorry I'm late; I had to take three buses to get here: one to get here, one to go back and get G.H., and one to get here.

S5 E6 When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Didi Hill

I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for. Either he likes what I get him, and he's happy, or he hates it, and he shoots it, and he's happy.

S6 E4 The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Push! Push!

Doctor: It's all right. The baby's here.

Didi Hill

What's his name?

Didi Hill

Bobby... could you buy me some lottery tickets?

(Outraged yelp) I AM A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BOY! I AM THIS CHILD'S NEPHEW! I CANNOT DO THIS! I CAN NOT DO THIS!

Bobby gives G.H. to Didi, who is taken aback by Bobby's outburst. Bobby begins walking to the front door.

If anyone makes any dinner, I'll eat. BUT THAT'S IT! ALL I'LL DO IS EAT!!

Bobby leaves and slams the front door behind him.

Didi Hill

Hank has always been angry. When we were in kindergarten, and the other children would use the finger paints, he would pinch them.

(enraged) You are a bold-faced liar!

Amen!

Didi Hill quotes from King of the Hill