If you want to elect me, Dale Gribble, president of the Gun Club, running on the Save-Your-Sorry-Ass platform, say "aye."
“Soldier of Misfortune” · Season 6, Episode 2
In this episode: Dale Gribble (5), Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Bobby Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1)
(holding a plate of macaroons, small macaroons on one side, large macaroons on the other side) Macaroon? I've got entrance wound size, and exit wound size. (The small macaroons are called "entrance wound size", and the large macaroons are called "exit wound size".)
(whispering) Tell him to get a Twix bar from the vending machine.
Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha! (tosses sand in the eyes of his attacker)
MDMad Dog
Oh, my God, what the hell are you doing?!
Nothing! I swear! I was just calling for help!
Is that my dad [on the phone]? Ask him if he's gonna be late if I can have his pork chop.
Bobby, you'll be eating your father's pork chop every night for the rest of your life. Wait. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Retraction! Bobby, you will not be having your father's pork chop tonight, or any other night! You hear me Hank?! Bobby's not eating your pork chop!
[seeing the house explodes, leaving Bill behind] Wait a minute. Did we untie Bill?
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