UFUnidentified feminist singer
I met a guy in my boxing class
and I slept with him before I kicked his ass!
S2 E22Peggy's Turtle Song
S2 E23Propane Boom
Sir, there's no yelling in the propane department. Some of these gases are extremely valublilous.
Hey man, is this dang ol' 911? Hey listen, there's a dang ol' fire in here, and dang ol' Mega-Lo-Mart went boom!
9O911 Operator
Sir, you are going to have to speak a lot more slowly.
Dang... ol'... Mega-Lo-Mart... done git went got it, and dang ol' boom!
HAAAAAANNNNNKKKK!
CHUUUUUCCCCCKKK!
MLMega Lo Mart Employee
Buckley and Luanne are in there!
Buckley said he'd hire me at the Mega-Lo-Mart.
Mega-Lo-Mart?! Well why don't you just go down to hell and work for the devil!
Good thing... that I don't have dangerous brain powers, or right now you'd be in a thousand little pieces!
S3 E1Death of a Propane Salesman
Find the body yet, Quincy?
IInvestigator
We have some remains that we're analyzing, you needn't concern yourself.
Oh, I needn't, shouldn't I? And maybe I should not know that all Mega Lo Mart employees have a five thousand dollar insurance policy.
IInvestigator
That's nonsense. This is a very straightforward investigation.
Heh, that's what they want you to think.
IInvestigator
Sir, we are they.
(reference a picture of Bobby, in his underwear, grabbing a fry off the kitchen table while standing up to speak at Buckley's funeral) This is what a starving Irish child looks like! (Furiously) Fight the occupation! Fight the Oc-cu-pa-tion!
S3 E2And They Call It Bobby Love
KKahn
(seeing the couch is moved outside) What did you do to my own couch?
MAMan at Restaurant
Hey, you two; I'm trying to eat.
S3 E3Peggy's Headache
I think I know why you're here. Your wife came to me with a headache. (Hank glares at him) A real headache. Her head actually hurt!
Mix pineapple juice and club soda, and you've got yourself a big bucket of crap.
You hear the expression "Lie like a dog" so much it is almost a cliché.
(contemptuously) Well, well, well Jo-hon Redcorn!
Oh, Peggy. Nancy's headache's very severe this morning, um... must be the pollen.
Well, well, well.
...Well.
Jo-hon Redcorn!
(awkwardly) Pe-he-ggy Hill.
S3 E4Pregnant Paws
[reading a note that Dale left it] "Purpose: Nab Fugitive at 27 Whistler Terrace. Signed, Dale Gribble, Bounty Hunter." [crumbles it up] Damn it, Dale!
[last lines]
DSDale's father
More SpaghettiOs?
S3 E5Next of Shin
[voice only, inside the room] Aah! Busy! Occupied!
S3 E6Peggy's Pageant Fever
[voice only, screams] No, not my eyes!
I thought he'd stopped having those nightmares.
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