I think I know why you're here. Your wife came to me with a headache. (Hank glares at him) A real headache. Her head actually hurt!
Mix pineapple juice and club soda, and you've got yourself a big bucket of crap.
You hear the expression "Lie like a dog" so much it is almost a cliché.
More from this episode
More King of the Hill quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's King of the Hill pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.