Buckley quotes from King of the Hill

Buckley

Sir, there's no yelling in the propane department. Some of these gases are extremely valublilous.

Hank Hill

Excuse me, where's the hardware department?

Buckley

[Clueless, unsure of how to respond] Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for?

Hank Hill

The hardware department.

Buckley

Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something?

Hank Hill

What difference does it make?

Buckley

Huh, what difference does it make?

Hank Hill

Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap and die and some WD-40.

Buckley

Huh, what is it that you're trying to do?

Hank Hill

[Losing patience] I'm tryin' to buy a tap and die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store!

Buckley

Uh ... and what is a tap-and-die?

Hank Hill

[angrily, can’t take it anymore] Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go?

Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.

He sure has a temper, doesn't he?

Sure does. Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.

Buckley

You're gonna have to pay for that, dude.

Hank Hill

[Shouting] YOU'RE FIRED!!

Buckley

I just wanted to say I'm sorry I bailed out of the car.

Luanne

I knew you weren't really a jerk.

Buckley

Yeah. Well, I gotta go. Jesus is having a party tonight. It's gonna rock.

Luanne

There will probably be a lot of people there. But if you see Jesus, tell him I said thanks. [pause] Goodbye Buckley.

Buckley

Um, before I go - could I have one last kiss?

Luanne

No, that part's over.

Buckley

Why?

Luanne

Chicken thigh.