Sir, there's no yelling in the propane department. Some of these gases are extremely valublilous.
“Propane Boom” · Season 2, Episode 23
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt (1), Boomhauer (1), Buckley (1)
Hey man, is this dang ol' 911? Hey listen, there's a dang ol' fire in here, and dang ol' Mega-Lo-Mart went boom!
9O911 Operator
Sir, you are going to have to speak a lot more slowly.
Dang... ol'... Mega-Lo-Mart... done git went got it, and dang ol' boom!
HAAAAAANNNNNKKKK!
CHUUUUUCCCCCKKK!
MLMega Lo Mart Employee
Buckley and Luanne are in there!
Buckley said he'd hire me at the Mega-Lo-Mart.
Mega-Lo-Mart?! Well why don't you just go down to hell and work for the devil!
Good thing... that I don't have dangerous brain powers, or right now you'd be in a thousand little pieces!
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