Finn Hudson quotes from Glee

Finn

We got this. [holds out his fist]

Blaine

Yeah we do. [pounds Finn's fist]

Finn

Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!

Artie

When in doubt, go with socks!

Mike

A wok is always good!

Rory

What about soil?

Blaine

I agree with Artie about the socks.

See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.

Kurt

[putting on lotion and eavesdropping]

Finn

Who told you this? Kurt?

Rachel

No!

Kurt

[walking by] Yes.

Rachel

[gasps]

Finn

Like the song says all I want for Christmas is you.

Rachel

Aww. All I want for Christmas is you too...and 5 things on that list. [kisses Finn] I love you. [walks away]

Finn

Holy crap, I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn

Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.

Rory

Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.

Kurt

Jesus?

Rory

[weird look]

Blaine

[to Kurt] No.

Rachel

You gave me a dead pig for Christmas?

Finn

It's not dead yet. You've gotta get it fat first.

Rachel'

I'm a vegan.

Blaine

Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?

Finn

No. That's copyright infringement! Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental!

Sam

You guys finally came around!

Finn

Well, I guess you can thank Rory for helping us see the light.

Rory

I was just following my Christmas sponsor's lead.

Finn

He died a hero's death, right?

He died in Cincinnati. Your dad was a good man. He was brave and true. He had the same goofy sense of humor you do. But he didn't die in Iraq. He served over there but something happened to him. I never found out what. I don't know if he did something or saw something or just lost his way but he broke. After being dishonorably discharged, he had a drug problem that he tried to get over when he came home. For you mostly but then he would just disappear for a day or a week sometimes. One day he just didn't come back. It was an overdose.

Finn

Wow, Quinn, that was incredible!

Will

Even more incredible is her big news. Tell them.

Quinn

I got into Yale! [clapping and cheering]

Will

It's Just--It's amazing for everything you've been through, you really deserve this, Quinn.

Mercedes

We're so proud of you, Quinn.

Quinn

I wanted to thank you guys, because without each and every one of you this would've never happened. You supported me and loved me through all the drama. And that's why I'm standing here. I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but the truth is is that without all of those I never would've dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.[cheering]

Finn

Look, I'm getting to the point in my life where I kind of need to be honest with myself about who I am.

Kurt

And who is that?

Finn

Not you. Not Rachel.

Kurt

That's the point, Finn. There are plenty of us, trust me. The one thing that Glee Clubs and theater programs don't have is the hot straight football player who can sing and sort of dance. You're unique, Finn. And I can't see this proposal thing as anything else but you giving up on yourself.

Come on, guys! Why, just last week, three Fort Wayne gymnasts had to have their junk amputated!

I stopped washing down there 'cause it seemed kind of gay.

Rory

I thought that's what the hair was for: catching the dirt.

Finn

Huh, lift and scrub. Who knew it was so easy?

Finn

Hey, I-I kind of need to use the bathroom; it was a really big meal.

Rachel

[uncomfortable] No, you can't do that here.

Finn

Where am I supposed to do it?

Rachel

Umm, at your house?

Finn

Hilarious. I'm just gonna jump in beside you. I don't mind if you stay.

Rachel

Oh, for God's sakes, Finn! Can't you at least try to keep some sort of mystery until we're married?!

Finn

What do you think it's gonna be like in New York?

Rachel

We'll be on opposite schedules, so, you know, you can use the bathroom while I'm at school and I'll use it when you're at...when you're working or what-whatever.

Finn

What's that supposed to mean? You don't think I'm gonna be doing anything in New York? You think I'm just gonna be around to bring you Diet Cokes and cheer you on?!

Rachel

I knew it. I knew one day you'd be intimidated by my success, but I didn't think it would be before we graduated.

Rachel

Where are you going!?

Finn

The bathroom downstairs. I can guarantee one thing you're not gonna have to add to your little crazy-town nighttime ritual, getting into bed with me!!

Artie

I want to be there to see my kid's first steps.

Sugar

I want to be there to see Sex & The City Part 3.

Wow.

I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school.

Finn

I'm going to petition the Army to change my dad's dishonorable discharge status to an honorable one.

Quinn

I'm looking forward to graduating from Yale at the top of my class.

Santana

I'm looking forward to the day when my grandmother loves me again.

Brittany

I want Lord Tubbington to kick his ecstasy addiction.

Blaine

I'm looking forward to marriage equality in all fifty states.

MIke

I'm looking forward to the first time I dance at Carnegie Hall.

Tina

I just want a song.

Mercedes

Finn, out! You can't see the bride before the wedding.

Finn

It's okay, I've already seen her.

Tina

But that's bad luck!

Rachel

No, it's fine.

Finn

Rachel, we gotta go or we're going to lose our slot.

Rachel

Can we please wait a couple more minutes for Quinn, please?

Finn

It's now or never.

Rachel

[grabs her phone and texts Quinn again]

Burt

[to Hiram] If you're going to do something, do it fast.

Hiram

New plan. I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure.

LeRoy

You're not an epileptic.

Hiram

That's why I'm going to fake it.

Burt

Hurry up.

Quinn

[peeks at her cellphone which reads 2 messages & texts to Rachel "on my way"]