Santana Lopez quotes from Glee

Santana

What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot.

Santana

Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back.

Santana

Look, my dad's a doctor, which means I have a killer health plan. Now get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on.

Santana

Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.

Santana

How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation or something.

Santana

[To Mercedes] Uhm, I'm sorry? Have you been to Breadstix? They are legally forbidden to stop bringing you bread-sticks. One time I bought a wheelbarrow and when the manager tried to stop me from filling it up I called the corporate office and got her fired.

Santana

We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.

Santana

Look, I don't mean to be a bitch...well actually I do.

Santana

So fricking charming.

Santana

If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

Santana

Wait, something's definitely wrong. Why isn't Rachel talking?

Santana

That's how we do it in Lima Heights!

Santana

I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy stripper outfit. Giving back is so important.

Santana

Please. I've had mono so many times I've turned into stereo.

Santana

Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. But make no mistake. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork.