Brittany Pierce quotes from Glee

Brittany

It's that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.

Brittany

So, hairography-it works best when you pretend like you're being Tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. [demonstrates]

Brittany

Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Brittany

I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.

Brittany

[seeing Puck without his mohawk for the first time] Who is that guy?

Brittany

[to Kurt] So you're pretty much the only guy in this school that I haven't made out with yet, because I thought you were capitol G Gay, but now that you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. So, let me know if you want to tap this.

Brittany

[when asked why she wasn't singing] There are so many lyrics!

Brittany

Now I know what it's like to date a baby!

Brittany

Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I really want to touch her boobs.

Brittany

I hope you all respect that Glee Club can remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.

Brittany

I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. It's Brittany, bitch.

Brittany

I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.

Brittany

I made him a card that said "Heart attacks are just from loving too much."

Brittany

[about Puck in juvie] He may be the dumbest person on Earth and that's coming from me.

Brittany

[to Artie] For a while, I thought you were a robot.