Finn Hudson quotes from Glee

Rachel

Excuse me? Um, miss LuPone? I have to say that you're my idol.

Well thank you, that's very sweet of you. Are you an actress?

Rachel

Yes-- well, i'm... i'm in high school.

Finn

We're in town for the national showchoir championship.

I was in choir in high school! It was my favorite class! What's your name?

Rachel

Rachel Berry.

Well Rachel Berry, promise me one thing: you'll never give up.

Rachel

Yes, miss LuPone, I promise.

[shakes Rachel's hand] Good luck. [shakes Finn's hand] Good luck.

Finn

Thank you.

[to Rachel, whispering] He's cute.

Rachel

I think we were good.

Finn

Good? We were amazing!

Rachel

The kiss was... interesting.

Finn

Yeah, I'm calling it the kiss of the century-

Jesse

You're wrong, Finn. That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you look amazing and you sounded great. You just shouldn't have kissed him.

Rachel

Why are you here Jesse?

Jesse

For you.

Finn

Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel?

Rachel

Where have you been?

Finn

Hiding out. Everyone hates me.

Rachel

No, they don't. And that doesn't explain why you haven't said a word to me since we've been back.

Finn

You should be more pissed at me than anyone else. I screwed up. I'm humiliated! And we worked so hard for everything and I was supposed to be this big-shot leader holding everyone together and…I blew it. Cost us the championship.

Rachel

Look, being an artist is about expressing your true feelings in the moment no matter what the consequences. What were you feeling in that moment?

Finn

That I loved you. And I would've done or given anything to kiss you one more time.

Rachel

So you did. You know, you gave it all up for one kiss… Was is worth it?

Finn

Yeah. What about you? Was it worth it for you?

Rachel

Yeah. Because in my heart, I know we'll have another shot at nationals. You have to know that I'm leaving, Finn. I'm going to New York and I'm never coming back.

Finn

Graduation's a year away. You got any plans 'til then? [kisses Rachel]

Rachel

Okay, let's go. [gets up]

Finn

[confused] Where are we going?

Rachel

Final glee club meeting of the year!

Will

So, every day after choir practice, I am instituting a mandatory booty camp. So we can work on our dancing. Now, it's not for all of you, just the people that I think need help. Like...

Finn

Finn.

Will

How did you know?

Finn

You're the best girlfriend ever. [leans in to kiss Rachel]

Rachel

No, you got grease on your nose.

Finn

Oh. [about to wipe his nose]

Rachel

[shrugs] What the heck. [kisses Finn]

Finn

Have you ever heard of the term 'trash talk'?

Rory

Is that when you discuss trash?

Santana

(To Finn) Hey Orca! (bumps into him)

Finn

Hey Santana! You look like an assless J-Lo.

Santana

(laughs)

Rory

You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm.

Santana

That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of.

Santana

Hey Tubs! Can I talk to you for a second?

Rory

Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.

Santana

Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I slept with you. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions.

Rory

Whoa.

Santana

Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. I am sorry, Finn. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. And also sorry that you have no talent. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. [walks away]

Finn

Hey Santana, why don't you just come out of the closet? [Santana stops walking and becomes shocked; Finn begins to approach her] You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany, and she might not love you back. That must hurt, not to be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? A coward. [walks away]

Santana

What did you just say to her? [points at Rachel]

Finn

I said I thought you were great.

Santana

No, you're lying.

Rachel

No. He literally just said that.

Santana

(at Finn) You told her too?

Will

[stands up] Santana.

Santana

(at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you.

Finn

The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don't care.

Santana

Not just the school, you idiot. Everyone!

Finn

What are you talking abo-

Finn

We're all worried about you.

Santana

Worry about yourself, fetus face.

Finn

I don't want you to die. A few weeks ago, some kid who made one of those It Gets Better videos killed himself.

Santana

Thanks, but that's never going to happen. I'd miss me too much.

Finn

I didn't know Backdraft was a musical.

Rachel

[frowns when realizations hits her]

Someone get the door because here comes Mr. Package.

Rachel

Oh God no.

And ladies, let's give a warm welcome to White Chocolate.

Finn

That's an image I'll never be able to get out of my mind.

Rachel

Give me a dollar.

Finn

What?

Rachel

Just give me a dollar.

Finn

[gives Rachel a dollar and Rachel approaches Sam]

Sam

[shocked] Rachel. Rachel!

Can you two go into the other room and make yourselves busy?

Rachel

Of course.

Finn

Yeah, I'm really good a looking busy.

Blaine

What is your problem with me anyway? Ever since I got here you've given me nothing but crap.

Finn

Honestly dude, I was kinda jealous. I felt threatened. Your talent kinda freaked me out, made me question whether or not I'm good enough.