Sugar quotes from Glee

Mercedes

Ladies! Vocal warm-ups can wait. I was up half the night thinking about our mash-up for the mash-off, and it came to me: Adele.

Sugar

I sound just like her.

Brittany

I love her. I think she sounds like how banana cream pie sounds when it sings.

Santana

And now that we have that decision out of the way, I can stay focused on my one-sided battle of wits with the knuckle-dragger.

Mercedes

Santana, the dodgeball thing was fun until the end, but enough.

Santana

Oh no, honey, I'm just getting started.

Mercedes

I'm the leader of this group, and I'm telling you: Lay off those guys.

Santana

I'm sorry. The leader? Who died and made you queen, Aretha?

Mercedes

I brought you guys in and I came up with the idea for our mash-up while you were wasting time trying to figure out how to make Finn Hudson cry. So, I nominate myself as president of the Troubletones; all in favor?

Mercedes

You are a star member of this group, and you need to represent.

Brittany

[singsong] Stop the violence. [nudges Santana] Come on.

Santana

[smiles] All right. From now on, I'll be so nice cotton candy will melt in my mouth.

Sugar

Okay, everyone! It's time for my extra special guest! Back from the dead and cute and compact as ever.

Blaine

[standing by the door] Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.

Kurt

[looks up shocked]

Artie

I want to be there to see my kid's first steps.

Sugar

I want to be there to see Sex & The City Part 3.

Wow.

I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school.

Finn

I'm going to petition the Army to change my dad's dishonorable discharge status to an honorable one.

Quinn

I'm looking forward to graduating from Yale at the top of my class.

Santana

I'm looking forward to the day when my grandmother loves me again.

Brittany

I want Lord Tubbington to kick his ecstasy addiction.

Blaine

I'm looking forward to marriage equality in all fifty states.

MIke

I'm looking forward to the first time I dance at Carnegie Hall.

Tina

I just want a song.

Finn

Whoa, whoa Tina where are you going?

Tina

You guys don't need me-- carry on.

Rachel

Tina, you don't understand. I need this.

Tina

Because you blew an audition? That's not a reason for you to get a solo at nationals. Maybe the rest of us would like one, too.

Rory

I wouldn't mind having another one before I get deported.

Sugar

I want one even though I can't sing.

Mike

Tina, Rachel's a senior.

Tina

So are you, but you can bet the only thing you'll be doing is a dance break with Brittany. Other people matter.

Will

Tina, you might not always get the solos, but you are a key player. I put you in charge of costumes.

Tina

Wow! like that's some prize. You want props to move around? Well I'm a human prop, and I'm sick of it!

Sue

Take a lap and cool down, Asian Number One.

Tina

My name is Tina. Tina Cohen-Chang!

Sue

Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

Sugar

Awesome! More back up for me.

Santana

Ok, you know what? I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check richy bitch - I've seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly.

Sugar

I, erm…I just - wanted to on the winning team for once?

Mercedes

Then turn down the ‘tude and you will be.