Mercedes Jones quotes from Glee

Mercedes

The last guy I liked was the mayor of Gaytown.

Mercedes

Y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. How is that okay?

Mercedes

(to Rachel) I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

Mercedes

That's not what I'm talking about. [writes something on a board, stands on her chair and holds the board up that says "Tots"]

Mercedes

We won Sectionals two years in a row and according to everyone at this school, we still suck.

Mercedes

[after seeing the guys walk in looking like Justin Bieber] Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?

Mercedes

Well if we're all in then it's settled. The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza is officially a go.

Mercedes

But my butt, Mr. Schue. That song was amazing.

Mercedes

Well she literally throws sticks at me.

Mercedes

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

Mercedes

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

Mercedes

[While listening to Artie sing "Isn't she lovely" to Brittany] I thought this song was about a baby.

Mercedes

No need to warm up, Rachel. I'm about to go wrap this thing up like a Christmas present.

Mercedes

Not too lazy to come up there and let you taste my fist!

Mercedes

Hug me after I get the part.