Sam Evans quotes from Glee

Sam

I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.

Sam

My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.

Sam

Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.

Sam

Hey, you got a lot of nerve accusing me of cheating when you're the one who snuck in and stole my girl!

Sam

It's ‘cause I'm white, right?

Sam

[to Marley] The best thing about Glee Club is it's not about labels. If you can sing and you can dance, you belong. And dude, you can sing.

Sam

My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in "Shine" except with macaroni.

Sam

We're so focused on being plugged in to the Twitterverse and the blogosphere that we don't appreciate what's actually right in front of us and I think that that's just sad and lame.

Sam

I love Katy Perry! I'm such a Katy! Oh, it just feels so good to say that out loud!

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is this close to coming true.

Finn

Hey, Sam. My name's Finn. This here's Artie.

Sam

Uh, I know who you are. You're the quarterback.

Finn

Exactly. Which makes me VERY cool.

Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?

Sam

I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?

Finn

[aside to Artie] I like this kid.

Artie

[to Finn] I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go.

Finn

Hey, man. Why didn't you show at the audition?

Sam

I wanted to. I really did. But after what Coach Beiste did to you...Do you know what everyone says about you Glee Guys?

Finn

Oh, yea, you get used to all that.

Sam

I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.

Santana

Wow, he has no game.

Sam

Aren't duets supposed to be like, between a girl and guy?

Kurt

Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest.

Sam

Who?

Kurt

Make'em Laugh? Singing in the Rain?

Sam

[looks confused] Sorry.

Kurt

1952? Nothing? Okay, maybe you are straight.