Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Kurt

OK, stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in Glee Club. That means we are the bottom of the social heap. Special Ed kids will get more play than we will.

Kurt

My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Kurt

Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Kurt

Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.

Kurt

Sue told me that if she caught me even talking to one of Mr. Schue's kids, she'd shave my head! And I just can't rock that look. (All the kids laugh) Even Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back!

Kurt

We all know that I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

Kurt

[to his dad] I love you more than I love being a star.

Kurt

Let me just change. This sweater is Alexander McQueen.

Kurt

Sometimes it's hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I think about is shoving a sock in your mouth.

Kurt

Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee club terror.

Kurt

We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga.

Kurt

Rachel and Jesse refuse to accept that all of us would rather die before we allow them to become the next Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Kurt

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Kurt

I'm so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt

We get it Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us. So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain. The only difference now is that none of us really care.