“Extraordinary Merry Christmas” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Rory (8), Finn Hudson (7), Kurt Hummel (6), Rachel Berry (6), Sam Evans (5), Blaine Anderson (4), Artie Abrams (4), Puck (3)
Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!
When in doubt, go with socks!
A wok is always good!
What about soil?
I agree with Artie about the socks.
See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.
[putting on lotion and eavesdropping]
[Flashback ends]
Who told you this? Kurt?
No!
[walking by] Yes.
[gasps]
Like the song says all I want for Christmas is you.
Aww. All I want for Christmas is you too...and 5 things on that list. [kisses Finn] I love you. [walks away]
Holy crap, I'm dating Kim Kardashian.
Wheels, Porcelain, Other Gay. The yuletide season is upon us, and everyone knows that Christmas is a time for forgiveness. So I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook one mash-up at a time.
Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.
Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.
Jesus?
[weird look]
[to Kurt] No.
Gosh, that song was so depressing. I may actually be dead now.
I just got off the phone with Don Barowsky, the local station manager at Lima's PBS affiliate. Turns out that their annual broadcast of the yule log burning has been canceled.
The hell?!
What are you gonna do for Christmas this year?
I'm not even sure. Brittany and her family are going on a trip to see a gay Santa. Something about Santa Fe.
This whole week, I'll be your Christmas sponsor. Really show you what the holiday spirit's about in the USA.
That'd be so awesome, Sam.
Some say Judy was high on pills and booze, but I say she was high on excitement and baby Jesus.
It's about your song. It makes me want to kill myself.
We begin in the Swiss Alps, in the village of Gustad, in the perfectly appointed living room of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson's chic, swank chalet. The tree, towering and opulent; the fireplace draped in garlands; the stockings bejeweled. Kurt and Blaine, the perfect hosts, have invited their friends to drop in for an evening of Noël Coward-esque, happy, cheer-filled songs!
Are you telling me I'm not invited to Kurt and Blaine's for Christmas?
Not unless you pick a happier song. The evening's festivities conclude with Rory, dressed as the Christmas elf, Itchy, reciting Frosty the Snowman. Start with fun and end with fun. That's how you do it, kids.
You gave me a dead pig for Christmas?
It's not dead yet. You've gotta get it fat first.
I'm a vegan.
The homeless will be homeless for a while. That's sort of the problem.
Hello. Well, I guess we're all in the spirit of the season by now. Let me apologize for not introducing myself sooner. I'm Kurt Hummel, one of your hosts this evening. Thank you. And this is my, um…best friend and holiday roommate, Blaine Anderson.
How do you do? Welcome to our bachelor chalet.
We've also asked a few of our other special friends to drop by. But I hope they can make it over the mountains and through the woods in this dreary weather.
Oh, come on, now, Kurt. You know if they get stuck in the snow, they can always hitch a ride on Santa's sleigh.
Oh, you!
Hey, it's true.
Oh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry for keeping you standing outside, shivering on the porch. Please, come in. Please, come in. Watch your step. Come on now. Don't be shy. Please, come, come.
Come right on in. Make yourself at home.
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