“Heart” quotes from Glee

Brittany

[walks up to Santana with her laptop] Happy Valentine's Day.

Santana

You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day?

Brittany

It's a playlist, with all of the songs that I hear in my head when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you. I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day, this is as far as I got without any help. Oh, and I made you a cover/ [shows Santana the album cover of the playlist, a picture of Santana hugging Brittany]

Santana

[smiles] Brittany, thank you.

Brittany

You're welcome.

Figgins

Teen Lesbians! I must see you in my office right now!

Santana

This is such bull crap! Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public, 'cause we're two girls?

Figgins

Please don't make this about your sapphic orientation.

Rachel

I would've loved to see you in a bridesmaids dress, Quinn. You as well Kurt.

Santana

[to Rachel] I fully support your right to be unhappy with Finn for the rest of your lives.

Quinn

Jesus never said anything about gay people. That's a fact.

Hiram

So I said, "Leroy, these guys sold us the wrong lube. That's why the rubber is squeaking, that's why it feels so weird when we're going fast."

LeRoy

Hiram, what are we talking about?

Burt

We're talking cars.

Rachel

First, I shower. I'm more thorough than during my morning bath. The world is a very dirty place. Brush teeth. Eyebrows. Make-up remover. Moisturizer. Followed by an ice water face bath A la Joan Crawford in ‘Mommie Dearest;' the height of glamour. Find something cute to wear. Text my dads to let them know I'm almost ready for my evening tea. Then condition and brush my hair.

Kurt

[reading] Dear Kurt, Happy Valentine's Day. I think I love you. [looks up with a confused expression] Wait, you think you love me?

Kurt

Karofsky.

Dave

It's taken me a while, but for the first time in my life, I'm trying to be honest about what I feel. [holds Kurt's hand]

Dave

Hope you enjoy the chocolates. The butterscotch ones are my favorite.

Hiram

Shh. Listen. Listen. Shh, listen! Silence. They're not fighting anymore. It's not working. What, is he defiling our baby?

LeRoy

Do you need a Xanax?

Hiram

I already took three. This is a stupid plan. We've never lied to her like this before. Honesty, respect, dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Santana Lopez asked me if the God Squad would sing a love song for Brittany S. Pierce. And after thinking and praying about it, I knew there was only one answer. Absolutely. Love is love, man.

Sugar

Okay, everyone! It's time for my extra special guest! Back from the dead and cute and compact as ever.

Blaine

[standing by the door] Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.

Kurt

[looks up shocked]

Finn

Hey, I-I kind of need to use the bathroom; it was a really big meal.

Rachel

[uncomfortable] No, you can't do that here.

Finn

Where am I supposed to do it?

Rachel

Umm, at your house?

Finn

Hilarious. I'm just gonna jump in beside you. I don't mind if you stay.

Rachel

Oh, for God's sakes, Finn! Can't you at least try to keep some sort of mystery until we're married?!

Finn

What do you think it's gonna be like in New York?

Rachel

We'll be on opposite schedules, so, you know, you can use the bathroom while I'm at school and I'll use it when you're at...when you're working or what-whatever.

Finn

What's that supposed to mean? You don't think I'm gonna be doing anything in New York? You think I'm just gonna be around to bring you Diet Cokes and cheer you on?!

Rachel

I knew it. I knew one day you'd be intimidated by my success, but I didn't think it would be before we graduated.

Rachel

Where are you going!?

Finn

The bathroom downstairs. I can guarantee one thing you're not gonna have to add to your little crazy-town nighttime ritual, getting into bed with me!!