Mike Chang quotes from Glee

Mike

Heeeeeeere...we go.

Mike

[stops kissing Tina] Are you playing Angry Birds?

Mike

You kinda have this one move, Kurt. It's like this sashay and it's super distracting.

Mike

Finn, you look like you're stepping on bees!

Mike

It's what I love to do. It's never gonna be a waste of time.

Mike

I guess I don't have a dad anymore.

Jacob

What can you say about the rumors that the two of you are dating?

Tina

Because we're both Asian? That's racist!

Mike

Totally racist!

Rachel

I didn't send her to an active crack house. Besides, how did you guys find out anyways?

Mike

The Asian community is very tight.

Mike

I don't wanna do it.

Tina

We're duets partners. You have to sing!

Mike

I don't even know if I can sing! Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine.

Mike

But there was salad, my mom had salad last night!

Tina

My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!

Mike

We should go to Asian couples therapy.

Tina

Why does it have to be Asian!

Mike

[nervous] ...I don't think I can do this.

Tina

It's the perfect song for this very situation.

Rachel

I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?

Finn

No, it's us, the boys.

Mike

And Tina.

Will

[turns around and sees everyone as little kids] Okay, I definitely have a fever.

Looking good Puckerman. Someone's been eating their Wheaties.

[kisses his muscles] These guns are fully loaded.

Young Rachel

Mr Schue? I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to explore the ouevre of one Bernadette Peters.

Young Brittany

Someday, I'm going to Paris to visit the Oeuvre.

Young Mike

I just want to dance.

Young Mercedes

Mr. Schuester? You look a little green.

I'm Finn Hudson, the goofy Quarterback,

Santana

I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.

Brittany

I'm Mike Chang.

Mike

[nods]