Finn Hudson quotes from Glee

Rachel

It's not that. It's just, I can't stop thinking about Quinn. She's-

Finn

right behind you.

Finn

All right, everyone, listen carefully. Puck's scheduled to arrive at the Schneider's pool at 2:00 p.m., which means he should be there at 3:30. Sam, you're the driver, so stay in the car.

Sam

Well, can I play with the radio?

Finn

Rory, you're on lookout here.

Rory

Who am I looking out for? I mean, besides Puck?

Finn

Blaine, Mike and myself will triangulate a very carefully planned attack on Puck here, here and here.

Blaine

Is that a bear I'm hiding behind?

Finn

No, no, it's a bush.

Blaine

Looks like a bear.

Finn

But it's not a bear. It's a bush.

Rory

Maybe a shrub.

Sam

What's the difference between a shrub and a bush?

Artie

What do I do?

Finn

Oh, that's the best part. You're going to be the bait. So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair into the pool, and all of a sudden, we...

Finn

Whoa, whoa Tina where are you going?

Tina

You guys don't need me-- carry on.

Rachel

Tina, you don't understand. I need this.

Tina

Because you blew an audition? That's not a reason for you to get a solo at nationals. Maybe the rest of us would like one, too.

Rory

I wouldn't mind having another one before I get deported.

Sugar

I want one even though I can't sing.

Mike

Tina, Rachel's a senior.

Tina

So are you, but you can bet the only thing you'll be doing is a dance break with Brittany. Other people matter.

Will

Tina, you might not always get the solos, but you are a key player. I put you in charge of costumes.

Tina

Wow! like that's some prize. You want props to move around? Well I'm a human prop, and I'm sick of it!

Sue

Take a lap and cool down, Asian Number One.

Tina

My name is Tina. Tina Cohen-Chang!

Sue

Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

Finn

Wow. What am I going to do with my life? I don't have my girl. I don't have a job. I don't have a place in this world.

Rachel

You have you, and that's better than anyone else on the planet as far as I'm concerned.

Finn

It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.

Will

It's called being a teacher.

Finn

The theme is 'Foreigner.' We're going to sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the world's nations.

Artie

Wait, seriously? That's your idea?

Artie

This is bad. Never in the history of show choir competitions has anyone ever fainted.

Sam

We got the juice. We got the juice.

Marley

No, I'm okay.

Kitty

Drink the damn juice!

Finn

Marley are you okay? What happened?

Jake

She hasn't been eating. She's skipping lunch.

Santana

Is that because you've been telling her too? You're trying to turn her into a damn rexy?

Kitty

What? No. Why would I- why would I want that?

Santana

Because you're a crazy evil bitch.

Will

Hey Marley, are you alright?

Finn

The nurse is on the way, Mr. Schue.

Will

Santana, Puck, you stay here with Marley. The rest of you guys get back up there. Leaving the stage mid-competition for any reason is risking immediate disqualification.

Finn

What?! That-That's a Rule?

Sue

Yeah, it's a rule. One of the bylaws actually. As all of you were spiraling into a self-created k-hole of crazy, the judges, by unanimous vote have declared the Warblers victorious. Hey, congratulations Finn Hudson. For the first time in its charmed yet pitiful existence, the New Directions has lost Sectionals. But here's the good news, Christmas came early for one Sue Sylvester.

Finn

I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.

Sue

That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber, they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.

Finn

So, do you believe all that stuff you tell yourself about, you know, labels, and mature conversations, Sex and the City, really?

Rachel

You think I'm lying to you?

Finn

I think you're lying to yourself. And I think that the reason you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else.

Marley

You're a natural leader, Finn. A teacher. You don't need Mr. Shue's approval to be that.

Finn

Yeah, but I do need a little thing called a teaching degree.

Marley

So, go get one.

Will

Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.

Artie

What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.

Will

Artie, you don't know that.

Santana

Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.

Brittany

Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".

A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.

Tina

[Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.

Finn

Wait, who says it's going to be over?

Mercedes

Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?

She has a point.

Rachel

Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face]

Rachel

Break a leg.

Finn

I love you.

Finn

That was awesome!

Tina

I think we got second place in the bag!

Rachel

Screw that! We're gonna win this!

Rachel

[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.

In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.

Tina

I had a stutter.

Mercedes

I was a closeted diva.

Quinn

I used to be captain of the Cheerios.

Mike

I was afraid to dance outside my room.

Santana

I hated everyone in this club.

Brittany

So did I.

Kurt

I wasn't honest about who I was.

I was tossing guys into dumpsters.

Artie

I had never kissed a girl before

Rachel

And I was getting slushied.

Finn

I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.

Rachel

We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Mercedes

And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.

Finn

I know that you're a big deal at Dalton or whatever, but we don't wear blazers here. So have a seat, I'm trying to have a pep talk here.

Blaine

Didn't you just say something about us not turning against each other?