I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
“Michael” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Santana Lopez (4), Rachel Berry (2), Quinn Fabray (2), Puck (2), Finn Hudson (1), Will Schuester (1), Mercedes Jones (1), Artie Abrams (1)
They can take our Journey and our Dreamgirls, but pilfering my Michael? [shakes his head] Mmm mmm that's another level. Not ok.
PPuck
You told him what we were gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
Hey! Look I need your advice, alright, about, about an adult problem.
Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?
No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.
You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.
Finn, asked me to marry him.
[gasps] Well, what did you say?
I said I needed to think about it.
Well, you can't.
Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]
My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.
Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.
I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.
Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so…
My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.
So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?
I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.
That's an awful thing to say.
Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.
But Finn and I…we can grow together.
Look Rachel, I…you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye.
Wow, Quinn, that was incredible!
Even more incredible is her big news. Tell them.
I got into Yale! [clapping and cheering]
It's Just--It's amazing for everything you've been through, you really deserve this, Quinn.
We're so proud of you, Quinn.
I wanted to thank you guys, because without each and every one of you this would've never happened. You supported me and loved me through all the drama. And that's why I'm standing here. I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but the truth is is that without all of those I never would've dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.[cheering]
You beat them all. They threw everything at you. They tried to beat you down. But you know what? You're unstoppable, Kurt. They can never take this away from you. I am so proud to be your dad. Right now, in this moment, on this day, you won.
Stupid? [beginning to cry] Stupid is watching all of your friends make plans for the future and realizing you have none at all. No plans, no college, nowhere to go.
Today's your lucky day because Auntie Snixx just arrived on the Bitchtown Express. Now, my suggestion is we drag him bound and gagged to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads "Tips appreciated" or "Congratulations, you're my thousandth customer".
You may look like the villain out of a cheesy '80s high school movie, but you should know that I'm fully prepared to go all Daniel LaRusso on your ass.
Wait, if Kurt would have taped it to his junk, I would never have heard the end of it. We would of had a whole week of songs about it.
PPuck
This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana
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