Tina Cohen-Chang quotes from Glee

Tina

My parents won't even let me watch "Twilight". My mom says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Tina

Oh my God. Artie!

Tina

Did we win?

Tina

When you get a nose-job, when you change your eyes, when you bleach your freckles, you're just announcing to the world that ‘I don't like myself very much.' The dramas of this week have made me realize that if I don't have many Asian sex symbols to look up to, I have an obligation to become one myself. My new mantra is: Be the change you want to see in the world.

Tina

Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three.

Tina

Excuse me from gym all year or I'll drink your spicy curry blood.

Tina

You don't talk that much, you hardly ever sing, but when I see you do that, it's who you are. It's what makes me feel you. Mike, you gotta know by now, when I see you dance…it's why I fell in love with you.

Tina

In honor of Diva week, let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana and she doesn't even go to school here.

Tina

Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.

Tina

This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

Tina

You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

Rachel

We need to have a gayvention, that's a GAY intervention.

Tina

It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous.

Mercedes

Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low.

Rachel

He wore a corset to second period today.

Artie

Hey girl!

Tina

[stops short and turns Artie's wheelchair around to face her]: My eyes? Are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality! [stomps away]

Tina

Do you want a pretzel?

Artie

Hell, yes, woman.

Finn

This so isn't you.

Tina

I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.

Will

Tina, are there any other looks you can try?

Santana

Biker chick?

Finn

Cowgirl?

Mercedes

Hoodrat.

Quinn

Computer programmer?

Brittany

Cross-country skier.

Catholic schoolgirl?

Brittany

Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.