Rachel Berry quotes from Glee

Rachel

You might laugh because every time I sign my name, I put a gold star after it. But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star.

Rachel

Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I've learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.

Rachel

While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times of economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe, because if there's two things America needs right now it's sunshine and optimism. Also angels.

Rachel

We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.

Rachel

I've never told you guys before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

Rachel

We are going to rule this school!

Rachel

I am like Tinker Bell, Finn; I need applause to live.

Rachel

[On her mother] What if she's singing on the tape? What if she's terrible? Or worse – what if she's better than me?

Rachel

Never. I'm still processing the news and my dads have arranged for a therapist this afternoon.

Rachel

When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.

Rachel

Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel

[slurred] Is this real life?

Rachel

[screams]

Rachel

This Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you.

Rachel

I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.