[voiceover in a British accent] I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley high school. I'm not only co-captain of the Cheerios, I'm president of the Perfect Attendance Club, and I won a participation award in rhythmic gymnastics. You may be wondering why I sound like the queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters. Okay, let's get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I'm extremely picky. [sees Rory] For instance, Rory grins too much. He looks like an insane person. [sees Puck] Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head? [sees Mike] No Chang-do. I'm no rice queen.
“Yes/No” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Finn Hudson (3), Sam Evans (2), Kurt Hummel (1), Becky (1)
It's ‘cause I'm white, right?
CRCoach Roz Washington
Sam Evans? I'm Coach Roz Washington. And you are one strange looking kid. I've never seen lips like that on a white child, and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you've had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples. Well, I know a thing or two about overcoming. When I was growing up, they said that black folks couldn't swim. But I had a DREAM! that one day I would get to the promised land. So I swam out there and got my forty acres and a pool.
SSwimmer
Coach Roz was an Olympian.
CRCoach Roz Washington
That's right. I won this Bronze damn Olympic Medal in Beijing, China for individual synchronized swimming. I bet you didn't even know there was such a thing as individual synchronized swimming. Nod to me if I'm getting trough to you, nod to me!
[nods]
CRCoach Roz Washington
I'm gonna say one thing to you, Sam Evans, and I'm only gonna say it once. If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
My dad was a war hero. I have an obligation to him to be a good man, to make something of myself, to help people like he did.
He died a hero's death, right?
CCarol
He died in Cincinnati. Your dad was a good man. He was brave and true. He had the same goofy sense of humor you do. But he didn't die in Iraq. He served over there but something happened to him. I never found out what. I don't know if he did something or saw something or just lost his way but he broke. After being dishonorably discharged, he had a drug problem that he tried to get over when he came home. For you mostly but then he would just disappear for a day or a week sometimes. One day he just didn't come back. It was an overdose.
I've got high school hero, life zero written all over me. Except I have you. Rachel.
The future used to be such an abstract idea. And, the dream was enough, you know? Now the future has the nerve to show up and it's expecting us to do something and it's not interested in giving a lending hand.
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