Amy Wong quotes from Futurama

Hello? Did you see two smelly lobsters?

We didn't see anything ...

... ever!

Bender

Why did I do partying, I hate partying! [continues partying] WOO! More Partying!

Amy Wong

Quiet, Bender.

Professor Farnsworth

Cut it out.

Hermes Conrad

Shush!

Dr. Zoidberg

[mumbles gibberish]

Leela Leela

Bender, Shut the Hell Up!

Fry

Granted, all that makes perfect sense, but why is this death sphere destroying planets?

Prof. Farnsworth

That makes the most sense of all.

Prof. Farnsworth

Look at the planets it's destroyed so far. First came X3, the nude beach planet. Then Poopiter.

Prof. Farnsworth

And finally that world that can't be mentioned in polite company.

Fry

You mean...

Hermes

[to Farnsworth] So you're saying this thing is censoring indecent planets?

Prof. Farnsworth

Indeed. And we're next if we don't keep in in our collective pants. The only way to save Earth is to convince its citizens to repent their sinful ways.

Amy

[Wearing S&M gear] So the orgy is off?

Bender

We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!

Hermes

Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!

Amy

We're talking about robosexual marriage.

Hermes

We're talking about lots of stuff.

Amy

Why do you have to be so mean to me?

Bender

Shut up, baby. You love it.

Amy

Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?

Bender

What?

Amy

That was great.

Bender

Shut up.

Fry

Hey, I’m beginning to think you guys don’t think I’m very smart.

Prof. Farnsworth

You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.

Fry

Einstein is a hard name to remember!

Fry

Ow!

Amy

Shmesh, Professor. Don't have a shmaneurism. Fry’s your distant relative.

Prof. Farnsworth

Not distant enough! I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if I’m this monkey’s nephew.

Fry

But you’re my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something?

Prof. Farnsworth

Oh, perhaps I’ve been too harsh. Come, lad, take my hand and I’ll explain why I find you so repugnant.

Bender

Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Leela

Violent outbursts.

Amy

General sluttiness.

Fry

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

Fry

If you were really dead you wouldn’t be laughing so hard.

Bender

Yeah, yeah. Death’s a big deal to you fleshbags. But in case you didn’t notice, I’m a robot.

Fry

So? What if something heavy fell on you? Like a church? You could still die.

Bender

Nuh uh! My wireless backup unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop. I just download into another body. I’m immortal, baby.

Amy

What? Then how come you always scream so much when you’re in danger?

Bender

I never said I wasn’t a drama queen.

Amy

Professor Katz's last name is Katz. You think he has something to do with all these cats?

Nibbler

The conclusion is as inescapable as it is moronic. It's time we paid him a visit. [Hands Amy a pistol] And if he won't listen to us, perhaps he'll listen to Smith & Wesson. [Picks up large plasma cannon] Or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter.

Amy

So you call my thesis a fat sack of barf and then stole it?

Welcome to academia.

Amy

I'm finally done with school! How's the job market?

[Pointer lands on "dog"] Ruff!

Amy

Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.

Prof. Farnsworth

Nice.

Amy

Temperature? Woah! The magma P.I. is 10,000 degrees Selleck!

Leela

Okay, we've got shelter and just enough precious food to ward off starvation.

Hermes

It's pizza time. [passes boxes to the rest of the crew.]

Amy

Ugh, pineapple?

Hermes

So much for that.

Amy

[in Farnsworth's body] Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?

Professor Farnsworth

[in Bender's body] I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.

Amy

I wasted my youth porking out.

Farnsworth

Yes, I remember. [points to a picture of a fat Amy, captioned "2997 employee of the year".]

Amy

Would you please take that down? It's making me hungry.