[caught in the middle of an experiment gone spectacularly wrong with an explosion and sparks]
Oh Lordy Lou, HELP! Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys do something! Help! Satan, you owe me!
“The Farnsworth Parabox” · Season 4
In this episode: Professor Hubert Farnsworth (7), Bender (5), Turanga Leela (3), Hermes Conrad (2), Amy Wong (2), Philip J. Fry (1)
B1Bender-1
This throws my entire perception of reality into question. Clone? Robot? Or long-lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker.
Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
B1Bender-1
Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!
Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?
RFRobo Fry
NEGATIVE. WILL-YOU-GO-OUT-WITH-ME.
Uh, ACCESS-DENIED.
RFRobo Fry
[head explodes]
PFProf. Farnsworth-1
It's the Apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.
L1Leela-1
Fine, you be crummy Universe "A", and we'll be Universe "1".
F1Fry-1
Yeah, or the Mongooses, that's a good team name. "The Fighting Mongooses."
HHermes-A
Like my grammy always said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself. God rest her zombie bones...
B1Bender-1
This is awful. Somewhere there's a more evil Bender than me. I do my best, dammit!
[In a hippe-like universe]
PFProf. Farnsworth-420
Dig it! All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
PFProf. Farnsworth-1
Nonsense, there's a whole universe in there.
PFProf. Farnsworth-420
Dude, there's a universe in all of us.
A4Amy-420
Right on, Professor Freaksworth!
[Prof. Farnsworth-420 trys to give Farnsworth-A a flower.]
PFProf. Farnsworth-A
Get a job!
There. That space-time eversion has given us their box and vice versa.
So, what you think you just explained to us is that–
Correct! This box contains our own universe.
[In Universe XVII, a Roman Empire-like universe]
B1Bender-1
Hey, pal, look what I snagged from the Leprechaun Universe! [He opens his chest cabinet and pulls out a crock o' gold.]
BBender-A
Yeah, Leprechaun Universe is fine ... if you haven't seen Pirate Universe! [He pulls out a treasure chest.]
B1Bender-1
Faith and begorra!
PFProf. Farnsworth XVII
Quae?
A1Amy-1
Hello? Did you see two smelly lobsters?
H2Hermes-25
We didn't see anything ...
[Leela-25, Hermes-25 and Fry-25 turn around. They have no eyes.]
H2Hermes-25
... ever!
HERMES! Don't press that button!
[Hermesthinks carefully for about 7 seconds, looking back and forth between the button and Prof. Farnsworth]
....okay.
There but for the flip of a coin go we. So, um, Leela? Seeing how the universe wasn't destroyed, you wanna catch an ape fight? You know, together?
Well, I guess you deserve one more flip.
So, heads or tails?
Y'know, let's just say it's heads.
Ready?
and One, two, three, pull!
There. That space-time eversion has given us their box and vice versa.
So, what you think you just explained to us is that--
Correct! This box contains our own universe.
Sweet honey bee of infinity!
[Leela, Amy and Fry hit on the wall]
[Hermes and Dr. Zoidberg hit on the wall as well]
[Bender hits on the railing]
Bender! Quit destroying the universe!
But...
Yes, all that is and ever shall be is in that box. And the box itself is probably worth something too. We must cherish it, as we cherish every moment of our lives.
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