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“That Darn Katz!” quotes from Futurama

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“That Darn Katz!” · Season 6

In this episode: Amy Wong (4), Nibbler (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (3), Turanga Leela (2), Calculon (1), Dr. Wernstrom (1)

KProfessor Katz

We shall now vote "yea" or "nay". Nay.

Nay!

ETEthan "Bubblegum" Tate

Hell nay!

FSProfessor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell

The horse says: "doctorate denied".

Catastrophe Beach Party – scene one. Cue disaster effects and, action!

[the entire studio gets flies through the air. The walls of the building fly off and the letters to the Hollywood Sign follow. A man screams while shooting away]

Cut! That extra looked at the camera; we'll have to do it again.

AAnnouncer

Cash, cash, cash! Too many bones and not enough cash? Sell your extra bones for cash! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain little ear bones! The leg bone's connected to the... Cash Bone!

[Dresses cat in Nibbler's sailor suit] Admiral Cutiepaws reporting for duty... I mean, cutie!

My best friend died in that uniform.

Can we at least know what you're doing down there?

We're certainly not building anything sinster, if that's what you mean. Come on, Bender. Something sinister won't build itself.

Professor Katz's last name is Katz. You think he has something to do with all these cats?

The conclusion is as inescapable as it is moronic. It's time we paid him a visit. [Hands Amy a pistol] And if he won't listen to us, perhaps he'll listen to Smith & Wesson. [Picks up large plasma cannon] Or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter.

So you call my thesis a fat sack of barf and then stole it?

KProfessor Katz

Welcome to academia.

I'm finally done with school! How's the job market?

FSProfessor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell

[Pointer lands on "dog"] Ruff!

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