Amy Wong quotes from Futurama

Amy

Something's wrong. It's way too quiet.

Fry

Like the deadly Prius.

Bender

I've placed instruments under your seats. Play 'em or I'll break 'em over your heads!

Hermes

Do you spin a dreidel made from clay?

Amy

Do you eat these yummy tin-wrapped chocolate coins?

Why with the music so loud?

Would it kill him to turn up the heat a little in here?

Leela

To keep the lamp light burning or to help the latkes broil?

The extra made-up touch that makes Robanukah so special

Amy

It would've been nice to shop at Tommy Hilfiger one last time.

It wasn't Tommy Hilfi-gigger. It was Linens 'n' Things!

The hell it was! It was a Juicy Couture!

Leela

I guess we all saw what we wanted to see.

Amy

This chair is so comfortable. [She throws up]

Bender

Heh, heh. Classic Amy.

Hermes

You'll have to be respectful. This customer is fifty-feet tall and sensitive about his appearance.

Amy

Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream... Aw, and one regular-sized condom.

Bender

All that and a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on.

Zoidberg

Hey, look, a fog is rolling in.

Hermes

No, that's just the Jamaican pride float.

Amy

Looks like it's speeding up.

Hermes

Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!

Hermes

I can see sideways in time! [reverse] !emit ni syawedis ees nac I

Amy

Gee, I see CGI! [reverse] !IGC ees I, eeG

Fry

Poop! Ha-ha-ha! [reverse] !ah-ah-ah !pooP

Bender

Aw, yeah!

[in a conga line looping around the cockpit] Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!

Bender

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-- Awww! That was the greatest uncountably infinite bunch of guys I ever met.

Hermes

Zoidberg was popular?!

Amy

Zoidberg had hair?!

Prof. Farnsworth

I never said he had hair! If you imagined it that way, that's your business!

Amy

Where are we?

Hermes

Inside the belly of the beast.

Fry

Like that guy in the Bible... Pinocchio!

Leela

All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?

Amy

I spent a semester in Africa hunting giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.

Leela

Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.

Farnsworth

You're not my breakfast friends! What are you doing here?!

Amy

Leela's blackmailing us into eating healthy, organic food.

Farnsworth

Blackmail? What does she have on you?

Hermes

As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, you'll never find out.

Fry

You can't just kill somebody because they're ugly and corrosive.

Amy

That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.

Zoidberg

Amy makes a good point.

Morbo

Linda?

Linda

Morbo? The so-called common cold, introduced by living fossil Phillip J. Fry, is spreading out of control. All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly... after beating up Phillip J. Fry.

Fry

[after he and the others hear this] Phew... lucky I'm safely locked-up in here with you guys.

Amy

[pointing at Fry] THERE HE IS!

Hermes

GET HIM!

Amy

You solved the problem that drove Einstein and forced Stephen Hawking to quit physics and become a cartoon voice-actor.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

Prof. Farnsworth

Of course! Having no mouths or ears they can only communicate through motions!

Fry

Or perhaps by odors.

Bender

That is how you communicate.

Hahahahahahaha!