Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Violent outbursts.
General sluttiness.
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
“Lethal Inspection” · Season 6
In this episode: Bender (6), Philip J. Fry (3), Turanga Leela (3), Hermes Conrad (3), Amy Wong (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Scruffy (1)
Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!
Oh, I fear I may not survive this war re-enactment. I can’t believe we’re only 12 feet from the parking lot.
[Laughing.] This is every bit as fun as the real civil war.
Not the Civil War, private. We’re re-enacting the Sith-il War.
Sith? What the hoth?
DTDarth Trocious
I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [Taps Scruffy with toy lightsaber] It is done.
[lies down] The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm.
[Exits phone booth.] Well, things are startin' to look up.
Look up! [Missile explodes.] Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?
They have phones in booths now? Finally! I don't have to lug this cell phone around.
Aw, shoot!
K1Killbot 1
Someone said "shoot!"
[Killbots 1 and 3 shoot at Killbot 2 and 2 explodes]
K1Killbot 1
We're gonna get fired.
K2Killbot 2
Someone said "fire!"
[Gunfire kills killbot 1 then killbot 2 is killed by the tunnel.]
K2Killbot 2
Cease fire. Mom called off the attack, although I don't see how it's her-
K3Killbot 3
Someone said "howitzer!"
[Killbots 1 and 3 start firing on the middle killbot, eventually blowing themselves up.]
His ass-ias is gracias.
Leela! What in the name of Jah happened?
Too much papers! Not enough hiding plants!
If you were really dead you wouldn’t be laughing so hard.
Yeah, yeah. Death’s a big deal to you fleshbags. But in case you didn’t notice, I’m a robot.
So? What if something heavy fell on you? Like a church? You could still die.
Nuh uh! My wireless backup unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop. I just download into another body. I’m immortal, baby.
What? Then how come you always scream so much when you’re in danger?
I never said I wasn’t a drama queen.
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